Munna Bhai SMS / Text Messages

Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher - Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend!

Duniya Mein Bole To!

Duniya Me Sirf 7 Chiz Famous Hai

Bole To 7 Wonders

1 Apun

2 Apunka Dil

3 Apunka Style

4 Apunka Smile

5 Apunka Mobile

6 Apunka SMS

7 Aur Apun Ka Dost Bole To Tum.

Tera dost chor hai kya

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

Biwi aur premika sath sath

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Munna Bhai to Circuit

Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai Bhai, Royenge to note gili ho jayegi na.