Punjabi sms messages

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
dil 20 13 80 20 tere
dil 20 13 80 20 tere ( read it in punjabi)
Khushboo teri yaari di
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai
Ibaadat rabb di te chehra
Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.
VATTE OS HI BERI NU PENDE
VATTE OS HI BERI NU PENDE NE,JIS BERI DE MITHE BER HUNDE NE.MUSIBATTAN OS HI KAUM TE PENDIA NE,JIS KAUM DE MARD DILER HUNDE NE.KAUN PUCHHDA KAVAAN TE GIDRAAN NU,KAID PINJRE CHE BAAJ TE SHERHUNDE NE.I M PROUD TO B A PUNJABI
Dear SIR,BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL
Dear SIR,BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI, KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,

Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c

Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY
AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY
KADI ISHQ NU TOOL TAY SAI
TERI HASS DI AAKH VE PEG JAY
KADI ISHQ NU ANDRON PHOOL TAY SAI
Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney
Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney, ashey, cute , lovely,payare, smart, decent, hubsurat, naik, perhaizgar te boht hi great and sharif insan da sms per rahe ho.
Ma haal ohna da (Yashika)
Ma haal ohna da (Yashika) puch baitha, chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne; Meri sochan de vich raat gayi, khabre rus gaye ne k sang gaye ne............plz be mine.
Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita,
Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi, Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita.........
Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove
Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove... pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove... aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove
Rabb da rutba apni tha te
Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.
Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla
gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi

PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NE"

aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah

kinna nairhay ho ho baithaa fer vi doori reh jaandi ae
ohndi meri yaari waali ghazal adhori reh jandi ae
adher odher diya gallaaN wich saara waila lang janda ae
kehen gaye saaN jairhi gal oh gal adhoori reh jandi ae

Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae

Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..
kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..

Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi

GallaaN gulaabi te Rab Ne laal raNg keeta
Asai taaN sochdE si ki surkh bullaaN da lishkara hai
je kar gusse naal vi takde ne
taa vii yaar da roop lagda bada pyara hai.

ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda
mail ho je ta eh juda nahi hunda
ishq rab hai ishq da koi khuda nahi hunda
Ki kariye loka da, har gall n
Ki kariye loka da, har gall nu lok jhmela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos
te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!!
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ja na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!!
yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan
yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan
saima,rema,resham te kala shan
kouj inj v rahwan okhia sunn
kouj gull ich ghum da toaq v see
kouj sherr de loak v zalim sunn
kouj sanoo murrn da shoaq v see
asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi
asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi ishq barbare jaa baithe....loki yarr laban nu phide si asii labya yarr gava baithay..


Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer vdhaani pe gayi

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon

Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne..
assi ishq bazaar vich ja baithe
loki yaar laben nu firde ne
assi labhia yaar gava baithe

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava

Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
aive log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraane

HELLO EVERYBODY HOW R U SADI KHARIYAT NA POOCHO PER TUSI APNI TAY DASO, PUL HI GAY HO SANO CHALO KOI GHAL NAHI KHUSH RHO APNAY KHARCHAY TAY NEENDRAN PURIYAN KARO, TA RUB RAKHA...:)
Pyar kise naal paake,
Pyar kise naal paake, usnu kade shadna nahi, bhawein katra-2 hoje jism da, phir v dil chon usnu kadna nahi
Swere Twadi Yaad aayite
Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta