Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Two Sardar & Lassi

1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.

Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.

Pathan: Ha ha. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par latefay banatay hain.

Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?

Oye Badmashaa

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.

jab bijli chamkti ha

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?

Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche……

joray kahan bante hen

Pathan: yar ye joray kahan bante hen..?
Sardar : Asman par,
Pathan: shit yara shit boht bara galti ho gaya..
Sardar: kiya huwa?
Pathan: hum to Darzi ko de aya.

Human Beings are soluble in Water

A maN JumPeD inTo the Sea and NeveR Came OuT,
on NeXt daY
Second MaN jumpeD into the Same SeA and Never Came OuT,
Sardar was WatchIng this Whole Scene frm a DistanCe
and ObserVed that,
‘Human Beings are soluble in Water’

Sardar Ji Ne Apn Girlfriend k

Sardar Ji Ne Apn Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - “I
Love You”

Girlfriend - “Zor Se
Bolo”

Sardar Ji - “Jai Mata Di” …:p